Office Assistants


Nickname: Prince Caspian, Cappy, Cappers, Boogers, Sweet Boy 

Age: 3 years

Human Companion: Kristi 

Positions: Official Security Guard of the Matthews Residence, Leader of Morning Walks, Part time Covid-19 Counselor to the Matthews family members

Always getting in trouble with the boss for: Stealing Mom’s hair ties (they taste good) and sneaking in the guest room and jumping in the middle of the pillows to make myself a new bed. 

You'd be surprised to know: I get my name from a ghost shape on my back. I'm scared of thunder, tree frogs and fluffy animals.


Age: 9 years

Human Companion: Peter 

Position: Chief of Security (mainly from the mailman or squirrels) 

Always getting in trouble with the boss for: Sleeping through meetings.

Funny story: I frequently appear over Peter’s shoulder during video meetings. 


Age: 3 years

Human Companion: Daniel Parker 

Position: Chief Sniffer  

Always getting in trouble with the boss for: Not understanding personal space.  

You'd be surprised to know: I ran 92 races during my previous career in Florida. 


Age: 5 years

Human Companion: Matt Abele

Position: Director of Destruction

Always getting in trouble with the boss for: Ripping up her canine brother Poncho’s dog toys!

You’d be surprised to know: I’ve traveled through 20 states with my human on our way to California and back! I’m a west coast pup that loves sun bathing on the beach!


Nickname: Stella Luna

Age: 2 (ish) years 

Human Companion: Laura 

Always getting in trouble with the boss for: Wanting to play while boss is on Skype calls.

Funny story: I was afraid to swim so "boss" encouraged me until my fear was overcome. Now I LOVE to "swim" but, um, can't really swim much. There are lots of cases of "boss" jumping in water to retrieve me. 

Lesson: If dog is reluctant to swim, don't teach them.


Age: 4 months

Human Companion: Ian 

Position: Puppy food distribution warehouse manager

Work Schedule: On call 24/7 (but never returns calls)

Favorite thing about coming to work: Belly rubs from my Daddy. 

You'd be surprised to know: I have learned to slow down at mealtime since I was surprised with a puzzle bowl. I have been adapting well to this change, and it has been interesting to see me gain efficiencies in food retrieval techniques such as knocking a full cup of food to the floor and out of server’s hand before it reaches the bowl! #puppystrategy101 

Milo and Luna

Nickname: My and Loon

Age: 1 year

Human Companion: Jerry 


Milo: Shower Water Quality Assessor

Luna: Assistant Bedsheet Changer and Inspector  

Always getting in trouble with the boss for:

Milo: Drinking water out of anything but my water dish.

Luna: Waking the house up at 3 am to play. 

Funny story: When we first arrived to Jerry's home as kittens, we found a tiny hole under the lower kitchen cabinets that Jerry was unaware of, and we climbed in. Jerry thought he was going to have to cut a hole in the cabinets to get us out. Even a fresh can of cat food wouldn't entice us to come out. Jerry finally persuaded us out with a can of tuna. 



Age: 9 months

Human Companion: Kristi 

Positions: Classroom Pet for the Matthews Virtual Schoolhouse 

Always getting in trouble with the boss for: Stinking up the house and throwing my bedding into my water bowl.

You'd be surprised to know: I give my owners high fives before breakfast and dinner, and I can read.


Nickname: Mugsy, Mugsalicious, Mr. Mugsy Muggs

Age: 1.5 years

Human Companion: Roxanne McDonough

Job/Positions: Mobile Shadow, Gold medal winner in the Tripping sport, Industrial Drool Glue Product Supplier

Always getting in trouble with the boss for: his complete and blatant disregard for EVERY personal space webinar he attends.

You'd be surprised to know: I am not a Pit Bull!  I am an American Bulldog!



Nickname: Rubes 

Age: Unknown 

Human Companion: Daniel Brookshire

Position: Food on floor vacuum 

Always getting in trouble with the boss for: Eating crayons, candles, Play Doh, gross things, and anything potentially edible really. 

You'd be surprised to know: I look like I'm part corgi but my DNA test found no Corgi and that I'm mostly Labrador.


Nickname: SofDog

Age: 2ish years

Human Companion: Sarah 

Position: Schedule keeper/alarm clock, morale booster

Always getting in trouble with the boss for:  Trying to steal the coffee (which could explain why she keeps falling asleep on conference calls).

You'd be surprised to know: I howl with my humans whenever I hear sirens! Even once the siren noise dies down, I sing back and forth with them to my heart's content. We are pretty sure our neighbors are quite impressed.

Tucker and Louie

Nickname: Jabba the Gut and Lucifer

: 2 years

Human Companion
: Hannah and the rest of the Budds family

Louie: Chief Kitchen Cabinet Security Guard
Tucker: Head of Bird and Lizard Watch Operations

You'd be surprised to know:
Brothers who are fearful of all, trusting of no one
(except Hannah when she’s not annoying us)